i was reading my old blog.
hahaha.
and i realise how crap i was.

but then, i had crap friends, so we can all crap together. [:
my blog was purely for crap i realise.
but then, i had freedom for speech and i practically said whatever i like and i want.
haha. it's like, a story telling blog, in an amusing way.
& then i realise, my blog is no longer funny compared to last time. ]:

am i really not as happy as in the past?


even though all my post seem to have something to do with FNN, ramblings about how school sucks, how teachers cannot teach, actually,
i enjoyed most of the time. [:

and all the nicknames we created! haha.
like, PIGUANA. classic. :D
and frankeinTAN. and mobile christmas tree which is then shorten to foongzi.
cheSIMtry, bioCHIAW, uncle bala! :D

& then, i really miss cedar. ]:
wtbbq.
i know i don't look like i'm from cedar la. ]:


let me show you a story created us, when we're all so frustrated with piguana. [:
date: tuesday, february 23, 2006.

but before i start.
warning: you may die due to the lack of oxygen cause you'll be laughing like mad.
please prepare an oxygen tank before you start reading.thankyou.[:

once there was an iguana.
but after that don't know what happen, must be a cross breed, so it's called PIGUANA.
piguana looks like both pig and iguana.
so it's called piguana.
the world is a happy and peaceful world until...one day, piguana farted in the toilet.
NO! it's not only stinky, something....EXPLODED!
it was SO stinky the WHOLE population on earth died. and the worse is...the earth is bombed into HALF!

the solar planet always have 9 planets.
but because of that powerful fart, it now has 10! 8 FULL planets plus 2 HALF planets.
The 2 semi circles in the universe continued to rotate round the sun.

One day, this wonder made it to the headline.no, it's not by humans.they all died.it's by the martian.

according the the mars paper: di-di di didididi di-di-di didi di-di-di
let me translate.
It says: amazing fart cause universe to have 2 semi circles.

and so, the martians are talking about. and they wonder, all the aliens just died like that.
due to the amazing fart. And like we humans, they have something called- the martian universe record. which is also known as the di-di-di-di didi di-di di didi.
and the fart by piguana is recorded.

*somehow, the martian has a way of their own,they found out who's the amazing fart's owner!

*di-di-di-di didi di-di di didi:dididididi di-di di-di-di di di-di di di di di-di didi-di di dididi-di di-didi di-di-di didi!
ok. let me be your translator again.

the martian universe record:congratulations to the most amazing fart owner piguana!




LOL. what a classic story. [:
copyrighted! by eldoragoh, celestaee, angchinghong, chongbaoyue, shireenha, and ME! :D

if you like it so much and want to use it for own use, please ASK ME FIRST.

but i don't think anyone will want to use it anywhere. hahhaa!

there are so many more lame story and lame jokes! :D
why am i so funny last time! RAWRS!
and if you are interested to read more, which i don't think you will, ask me for the url. :D
but it's quite easy to find actually. haha!

reading my old blog makes me happier. :D
like, why am i so funny last time?!

[:

&suddenly, i realise, i really miss cedargirlssecondaryschool.

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byebye![: